GOOD MORNING PASSENGERS OF THE ELEGANTE!

Some of you owe me a mini-vacation. And one of you owes me a life changing field-trip.

But seeing as we're already on a cruise, I guess I can give you all a break.

[The feed switches to a wobbly video of deck thirteen. The angle is slightly off and a little too close, but if someone were to actually look ( Read more... )

... This thing is weird.

Hey! Priest-guys, or whoever, what do you know about spirit-demon statues?

It's not like we're talking about an ancient library or a dirty river here. So it's not worth hitting back with some mad spirit action, right? I mean, this place doesn't even have a spirit world anyway.

Oh yeah! The Blind Bandit is BACK!

[Stone can be heard grinding and shattering and tumbling in the background.]

Thanks to whoever finally told me there was a cave down here. I owe you one. This is so cool! Well, except for the water. But I can deal with that.

[There's more rumbling and a few loud splashes - like rocks being hurled into water to make ( Read more... )